Oh, what's that? Jaci's actually putting effort and actually going all out to achieve what she wants, regardless of what shitty people have said to dissuade her from going for it?!
That's right. Look out motherfuckers.
So, I'm bad at blogging.
It's not that I don't have anything to write about, it's just that I'm lazy to the extreme. So for those of you that are dying to know what I've been up to, here is a list:
- Christmas has come and gone, and there really is not anything remarkable to say about it.
- I got a free trial of xm radio for my car, and I don't know how I will handle myself once the trial is over. It's awesome, and I can't afford to pay for it once it's gone. This makes me a sad panda.
- Due to my school's shitty system, at the moment I am not registered for spring semester, which starts monday...fuck.
- I'm getting restless, I feel as if I need a huge change to get out of this funk. However, I'm actively trying to create that change instead of waiting for it to just happened. I'm applying to new jobs, and am trying to eat healthier to avoid those disgusting schlumps when I'm sitting at my desk at work.
- Speaking of jobs, one place that I applied for is Gilly Hicks, which is an underwear company owned by Abercrombie & Fitch. I have an interview soon, and the manager emailed me and really wants me to work there, but it's kind of weird because I don't see myself as an abercrombie slinger.
- I fear I'm having a falling out with someone I'm really close with, but there's nothing I can logically do about it. I just hope they get their head together soon.
...And that's about it.
Did you shop for great deals on Black Friday or Cyber Monday? Or did you observe Buy Nothing Day?
I sure did, and ended up getting a zune for 85 bucks. God bless consumerism.
Dear company that makes cheetos,
I've accepted the fact that your product is bad for me long ago. However, upon discovering in the work vending machine "baked cheetos" today, I am quite perplexed. Surely you cannot be passing off a processed, imitation cheese product that may very well give me cancer one day as healthy? I feel as if you are insulting my intelligence, and frankly good sirs, I shall have none of it!
Fact: Pudding is delicious!
But not if it's your only food source for about a week.
Fact: If you work in an office setting, it is very entertaining to screw with coworkers by slightly moving or switching items on their desk each night.
*Bonus points if you slowly drive them insane.
Fact: Do not trust someone when they say that a hemp deep conditioning treatment is a good idea.
Your hair will smell strongly of weed for at least two days and then your father will try to sneak a hair sample from you for drug testing. (Or maybe that's just my dad...)
Fact: Smoking makes you look cool.
Especially if you steal things while smoking.
Fact: Chocolate Martinis are disgusting.
Yes, yes they are. Don't argue with me on this.
Fact: If you still think Dane Cook is funny at his present state, you should end your life now.
Seriously.
Dear Wisdom Tooth,
It's just awesome that you have chosen to rip apart my gums in such a way that actually requires me to get surgery on said gums next Tuesday. I also appreciate you putting me is so much pain that I want to climb walls The Exorcist style. Also, fuck you for making it impossible to eat any of the piles of halloween candy surrounding me.
I want a hundred vicodins.
Dear School,
If I put up my white flag of defeat right now, will you promise to take it easy on me?
Dear Certain Someone,
Can we stop with the months-long cat and mouse game already? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT?!
You are driving me absolutely insane.
Dear Work,
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Dear Life.
Can we do something different than from what you've been giving me for the past 21 years?
Love,
Jaci
Why is it so cold at work? I know that it is supposed to be unseasonably warm today, but who had the genius idea of cranking the air all the way down to "Siberia in January"?
I want answers people..
I also may have just broken another stapler. Fuck.
Show us an artist who you wish would hurry up and put out a new album.
Quit being dicks, Lucky Boys Confusion.
Okay, so lets talk about how I almost started a 3 car pile-up in the starbucks drivethru today because a wasp flew into my car. Almost cementing my position as biggest tool in the universe
I am made of awesome, kids.
So who here has made a terrible mistake this week?
::Raises hand::
Just kill me.
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